May 20, 2013
- 1/4 of tumblr: OH MY GOD GUYS THEY ARE GOING TO BUY TUMBLR
- 1/4 of tumblr: OH MY GOD THEY BOUGHT TUMBLR AND ARE GOING TO CHANGE EVERYTHING
- 1/4 of tumblr: WHO THE FUCK CARES, THEY AREN'T CHANGING ANYTHING ANYWAYS
- 1/4 of tumblr: yo wtf how is this fucking site 1.1billion dollars we literally post porn and doctor who all day
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Harry Potter and Jace Herondale Similarities
- Harry: I'm an orphan.
- Jace: As am I.
- Harry: I have a strange scar. It's a lightning bolt.
- Jace: Really, mine is a star.
- Harry: Well my girlfriend is a ginger.
- Jace: So is mine.
- Harry: WELL I fought in a war!
- Jace: Big deal, so did I.
- Harry: Well through my journey to save the world I encountered a powerful mirror, a magical cup, and fought with a legendary sword. Take that!
- Jace: Big whoop, I did too, they're call the mortal instruments. My series is based off of them.
- Harry: Grr, MY SERIES HAS WEREWOLVES AND CREEPY CLOAKED GUYS.
- Jace: *polishes his nails* Yep got those too, plus vampires.
- Harry: I have two best friends, a guy and a girl. *slowly losing stream*
- Jace: Ditto, mine are siblings.
- Harry: I was connected to the villain in my series!
- Jace: Same. Was horrible being attached to my gf's psychotic brother.
- Harry: Did you have a teacher that was evil but actually cared for you?
- Jace: Yeah, man I miss Hodge.
- Harry: Have a gay wizard? *smiles victoriously*
- Jace: He prefers freewheeling bisexual warlock, but yeah. He's dating my parabatai.
- Harry: I hate you.
- Jace: I get that a lot. *smirks*
no matter what the academy has chosen, this is tonight’s best picture.
STAR TREK: INTO DAT ASS
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this girl on my facebook feed has been posting statuses for 8 hours straight all today begging for someone to kill a spider in her bathroom and having several breakdowns in the middle and ranting about how she has no true friends because no one would kill it only to realize that it was a piece of hair and i’m still laughing
Sherlock was the weirdest fandom.
And now there is new kid in the sandbox, has severed human hand instead of rakes.
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Happenings in my house
- Dad: Don't put the new knives in the dishwasher, okay?
- Me: Why?
- Dad: Because you'll blunt them
- Brother: Oh, did you hear that laddie, he said we'll blunt the knives!
- Dad: ...what
- Me: BLUNT THE KNIVES, BEND THE FORKS
- Brother: SMASH THE BOTTLES AND BURN THE CORKS
- Dad: ... no
WHEN I WAS 4 I WAS ON SESAME STREET AND I HAD AN INTERVIEW WITH GROVER AND HE ASKED ME HOW IT FELT WHEN I FALL OFF MY BIKE AND I CHUCKLED DARKLY AND SAID “I DON’T FALL OFF MY BIKE” AND HE LOOKED AT THE CAMERA AND SAID “oh.” NAD THEN I SATRTED POINTING AND LAUGHIGN AT HIM AND THEN THEY CUT TO THE NEXT SCENE AND THAT WAS IT THAT IS MY LEGACY
